kyle yount

The funny thing is, they only began to believe me when I started lying.

• KYANDYO: BOO.
• KYANDYO: Happy April Fool's!
• HarpoonedCoho: yes, ......
• KYANDYO: Any good pranks today?
• KYANDYO: She's a naughty girl, with a bad habit.
• HarpoonedCoho: hi
• KYANDYO: Herrow.
• KYANDYO: You're intense.
• HarpoonedCoho: why am i intense
• KYANDYO: Because you don't even know what you do to me.
• HarpoonedCoho: what?
• KYANDYO: You know.
• HarpoonedCoho: do i? what do u mean?
• KYANDYO: The way you are.
• HarpoonedCoho: how am i? lol
• KYANDYO: HOT.
• KYANDYO: Like summertime in Mexico.
• HarpoonedCoho: lol
• KYANDYO: If you just knew...
• HarpoonedCoho: if i knew what?
• KYANDYO: How much it kills me.
• HarpoonedCoho: what is killing u?
• KYANDYO: Your love.
• HarpoonedCoho: im confused
• KYANDYO: You shouldn't be?
• HarpoonedCoho: well i am
• HarpoonedCoho: who am i talking to?
• KYANDYO: What a shame.
• KYANDYO: My name's Kyle.
• HarpoonedCoho: ? what do u mean my love
• KYANDYO: Just that love you have...
• HarpoonedCoho: for?
• KYANDYO: I don't want to ruin it.
• HarpoonedCoho: just say it
• KYANDYO: Nah.
• KYANDYO: You'll find out soon enough.
• KYANDYO: It'll be a good surprise.
• HarpoonedCoho: just tell me
• HarpoonedCoho: its been dragged out long enough
• KYANDYO: Patience is the key.
• HarpoonedCoho: im extremely confused... so if this is all a prank, its working
• HarpoonedCoho: tell me
• KYANDYO: I'm kidding, this is Mike.
• KYANDYO: I'm just fucking with you.
• HarpoonedCoho: haha, i knew it.
• KYANDYO: Priceless.
• HarpoonedCoho: how do u know i have twitter
• KYANDYO: I was just searching.
• HarpoonedCoho: oh
• HarpoonedCoho: ill admit, u had me there for a min
• HarpoonedCoho: where do u come up with this stuff?
• KYANDYO: Lol, just around.
• KYANDYO: Sike, I just got bored.
• HarpoonedCoho: huh?
• KYANDYO: Do you want to know what's really going on?
• HarpoonedCoho: yes
• KYANDYO: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheGreatHatsby
• KYANDYO: Read the top part.
• KYANDYO: And then the bottom section titled Coho bots.
• KYANDYO: Still confused?
• KYANDYO: Essentially, neither of us knows each other.
• HarpoonedCoho: so ur messing with me?
• KYANDYO: Lol, yes.
• KYANDYO: But. I don't know your screenname, and I don't know who you are.
• KYANDYO: Or anything about you.
• HarpoonedCoho: why did u say those things and say ur mike?
• KYANDYO: Lol, because it's April Fools Day, and I was messing with you.
• KYANDYO: Also, Mike is a very common name.
• KYANDYO: My real name is Kyle.
• KYANDYO: Legit.
• HarpoonedCoho: I literally just called my ex yelling at him
• HarpoonedCoho: my exs name is mike
• KYANDYO: I'm sorry, but that is really funny to me.
• HarpoonedCoho: my head hurts now

is this what our generation is like?

• Me: I am all about social networking.
• Jen: amen

i wish maggie had a tumblr so she would see this

• Maggie: I'm going to the library if you want to come stare at me while I study. We can sit in silence and pass notes.
• Me: Maybe later, I'm hanging out with someone that's home form school in a little bit.
• Maggie: Kyle, I can't be bothered later, I'm a very busy woman. We'll have to reschedule, I have a sex client this afternoon.
• Me: Whore. My mother always did say, "Watch out for them redheads; those are some loose women."
• Maggie: Your mother is a wise old owl.

• The setting is my bedroom at my father's house.
• Me: Oh, rude; get out of my bed.
• Hilary: You get out of my bed!
• We're normal.