i wish maggie had a tumblr so she would see this
- Maggie: I'm going to the library if you want to come stare at me while I study. We can sit in silence and pass notes.
- Me: Maybe later, I'm hanging out with someone that's home form school in a little bit.
- Maggie: Kyle, I can't be bothered later, I'm a very busy woman. We'll have to reschedule, I have a sex client this afternoon.
- Me: Whore. My mother always did say, "Watch out for them redheads; those are some loose women."
- Maggie: Your mother is a wise old owl.
