April 1, 2009

The funny thing is, they only began to believe me when I started lying.

  • KYANDYO: BOO.
  • KYANDYO: Happy April Fool's!
  • HarpoonedCoho: yes, ......
  • KYANDYO: Any good pranks today?
  • KYANDYO: She's a naughty girl, with a bad habit.
  • HarpoonedCoho: hi
  • KYANDYO: Herrow.
  • KYANDYO: You're intense.
  • HarpoonedCoho: why am i intense
  • KYANDYO: Because you don't even know what you do to me.
  • HarpoonedCoho: what?
  • KYANDYO: You know.
  • HarpoonedCoho: do i? what do u mean?
  • KYANDYO: The way you are.
  • HarpoonedCoho: how am i? lol
  • KYANDYO: HOT.
  • KYANDYO: Like summertime in Mexico.
  • HarpoonedCoho: lol
  • KYANDYO: If you just knew...
  • HarpoonedCoho: if i knew what?
  • KYANDYO: How much it kills me.
  • HarpoonedCoho: what is killing u?
  • KYANDYO: Your love.
  • HarpoonedCoho: im confused
  • KYANDYO: You shouldn't be?
  • HarpoonedCoho: well i am
  • HarpoonedCoho: who am i talking to?
  • KYANDYO: What a shame.
  • KYANDYO: My name's Kyle.
  • HarpoonedCoho: ? what do u mean my love
  • KYANDYO: Just that love you have...
  • HarpoonedCoho: for?
  • KYANDYO: I don't want to ruin it.
  • HarpoonedCoho: just say it
  • KYANDYO: Nah.
  • KYANDYO: You'll find out soon enough.
  • KYANDYO: It'll be a good surprise.
  • HarpoonedCoho: just tell me
  • HarpoonedCoho: its been dragged out long enough
  • KYANDYO: Patience is the key.
  • HarpoonedCoho: im extremely confused... so if this is all a prank, its working
  • HarpoonedCoho: tell me
  • KYANDYO: I'm kidding, this is Mike.
  • KYANDYO: I'm just fucking with you.
  • HarpoonedCoho: haha, i knew it.
  • KYANDYO: Priceless.
  • HarpoonedCoho: how do u know i have twitter
  • KYANDYO: I was just searching.
  • HarpoonedCoho: oh
  • HarpoonedCoho: ill admit, u had me there for a min
  • HarpoonedCoho: where do u come up with this stuff?
  • KYANDYO: Lol, just around.
  • KYANDYO: Sike, I just got bored.
  • HarpoonedCoho: huh?
  • KYANDYO: Do you want to know what's really going on?
  • HarpoonedCoho: yes
  • KYANDYO: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheGreatHatsby
  • KYANDYO: Read the top part.
  • KYANDYO: And then the bottom section titled Coho bots.
  • KYANDYO: Still confused?
  • KYANDYO: Essentially, neither of us knows each other.
  • HarpoonedCoho: so ur messing with me?
  • KYANDYO: Lol, yes.
  • KYANDYO: But. I don't know your screenname, and I don't know who you are.
  • KYANDYO: Or anything about you.
  • HarpoonedCoho: why did u say those things and say ur mike?
  • KYANDYO: Lol, because it's April Fools Day, and I was messing with you.
  • KYANDYO: Also, Mike is a very common name.
  • KYANDYO: My real name is Kyle.
  • KYANDYO: Legit.
  • HarpoonedCoho: I literally just called my ex yelling at him
  • HarpoonedCoho: my exs name is mike
  • KYANDYO: I'm sorry, but that is really funny to me.
  • HarpoonedCoho: my head hurts now